LOCKERRIDGE REAL ESTATE
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE... I BLAME IAMIGLOO, THE PAPARAZZI, ESTROGEN REPLACEMENT THERAPY, AND COSMOPOLITIAN MAGAZINE.... THEY ARE EVIL!
I AM BACK IN THE OFFICE, AFTER A SHORT STAY IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOU NEED A LITTLE SUPERVISED VACATION, AND THAT IS ALL IT WAS.... A VACATION... WITH SUPERVISION... THAT IS MY STORY AND I AM STICKING TO IT.... FOREVER... AND EVER.... AMEN! .... 
I AM HAVING A HARD TIME REMEMBERING WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED IN THE LAST 24 HOURS,
ALL I KNOW IS THIS MORNING I WOKE UP WITH FEATHERS IN MY HAIR, MY EARS, MY MOUTH, AND I FELT LIKE SOMEONE HAS JUST BEAT THE TAR OUT OF ME WITH FEATHERS......
SO I WENT OUT AND GOT HIS NIFTY ARMOUR.... AIN'T IT COOL!!.... AND IT IS MADE BY HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC..
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I HAVE NOT FELT THIS HAPPY 
SINCE, WELL SINCE THAT LITTLE MENACE IGHOUSESHOE CAME INTO MY LIFE WITH HIS HOUSING PROBLEMS.... BUT FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER.... SINCE THE FEATHERS AND THE TAR WHACKING.... IT JUST DOES NOT MATTER AS MUCH.... HUMMMM!! HUMMM!!... HEHE 
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I HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT HOUSE FOR 'OLE LOO LOO! 
IF HE DOES NOT LIKE THIS ONE.... WELL THEN HE IS JUST STUCK WITH THE PAMPERS BOX, WITH THE REALLY NICE LID!
YOU SHOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A NICE LID... THERE ARE PENGUINS IN THE WORLD, WHO DO NOT HAVE A LID AT ALL!!! 
HE HE HE!!
LET US RECAP WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED IN THE PAST WEEK, TO MAKE SUCH A LONG PROCESS OUT OF FINDING THE PERFECT HOME FOR THE STINKIEST HOUSESHOE.... (LEFT OR RIGHT IS STILL A MYSTERY! HEHE)
NO.1------ HAPPENING NUMBER 1 CAME WHEN IGLOO STOLE SOME OF VINNIE'S SOCKS AND SHE WANTED THEM BACK!
NO.2----- HAPPENING NO. 2 VINNIE ENLISTED THE HELP OF SAKURA, WHO IS THE OWNER OF SEVERAL FLAME THROWERS, 
WHY SHE IS IN POSSESSION OF THESE THINGS, WE DON'T REALLY KNOW... AND I THINK I LIKE THINGS THAT WAY!.... ONWARD..
NO.3----- HAPPENING NO. 3 WAS WHEN THEY SUCCEEDED IN MELTING HIS IGLOO MADE OF PERRIER WATER AND GRAPE KOOLAID.. IT WAS NOT PRETTY PEOPLE, NOT PRETTY AT ALL..
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NO.4---- HAPPENING NO. 4 WAS WHEN, I REBUILT THE LITTLE KERMUDGEON PENGUIN'S, MANSION AND EVEN WENT SO FAR, AS TO US SUGAR FREE GRAPE KOOLAID...
HAPPENING NO. 5--- AN OLD FRIEND, FLAGON DRAGON, CAME BY TO SEE THE NEW MANSION, HE BROUGHT HIS COLD WITH HIM TOO, HE SNEEZED,.... AGAIN, NOT PRETTY PEOPLE, NOT PRETTY AT ALL!... UMM UMM UMMM..... WHEW!
RUN IGLOO RUN!!!
HAPPENING NO.6--- I FOUND THE CUTEST LITTLE SHOE COTTAGE IN THE WOODS,
AND WELL EVEN THOUGH HE SAID THAT IT WAS REALLY SOULFULL,
IT JUST WAS NOT A PENGUIN'S STYLE.... HOW WAS I TO KNOW! I AM NOT A PENGUIN..
.. HAPPY DAY! YIPPEE I AM NOT A PENGUIN... GOOD NEWS, GOOD NEWS!....LOL
AND NOW TO THE MAKE THE DREAMS
OF THE ONLY FURRLESS FOWL ON THE 360 CIRCLE OF FRIENDS....
COME TRUE!... I HAVE BROUGHT MY NEW DOCTOR ...DR. I.M. EXPENSIVE....
....HE IS REAL HIGH TECH .. ! TO PRESENT HIS NEW HOME ON THE VERY SAME SPOT AS THE OLD ONE, BUT WITH BETTER PLUMBING....EWWW! 
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WELL, LOO LOO, CHECK 
IT OUT MY FRIEND,
IS THIS MORE OF WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND? 
REMEMBER BIRD, 
I AM ON A MEDICAL LEAVE HERE!
WORK WITH ME PAL!!!!!!!!!!!
HE HE HE HE HE!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!
lockerridge
EDIT*** I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YAHOO HAS WRONG THIS EVENING, BUT I APOLOGISE FOR THE APPEARANCE OF TONIGHTS BLOG.... FOR SOME UNKNOWN AND REALLY FRUSTRATING REASON, I CANNOT GET THE UPPER HALF TO USE THE FONT I CHOOSE!!!!!!!!! I HAVE POSTED THIS AROUND 5 TIMES NOW, AND THE FIRST 3 TIMES, SOMETHING CAME AND STOLE IT AWAY FROM ME! 
AND WHEN IT DID POST, THIS WAS THE RESULT.... YAHOO, IS IN SOME KIND OF TIME WARP, QUACKED UP CRAZY, TRYING TO PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE DEAL, AND I AM NOT REALLY HAPPY, BUT I GOT TO GO WITH THE FLOW!... YO HO... YAHOO!.... YOU GOT A SNAFU...... BOOO HOOOO!
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