JANUARY 7, 2006 LOCKERRIDGE REAL ESTATE.....GRAND REOPENING! YEHAW!

LOCKERRIDGE REAL ESTATE

GRAND REOPENING....

NO LONGER CATERINGTO

FUR-LESS FOWL.. THEY ARE EVIL!

BUT ALL OTHER BALD

CRITTERS ARE STILL WELCOME!

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DIVISION OF HILLBILLY TECHNOLOGY INC.

LET US SELL YOUR DIRT!

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I AM BACK! I HAVE BEEN ON MEDICAL LEAVE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. I HAD SOME JOB STRESS RELATED ILLNESS BUT I AM MUCH BETTER NOW!

THE PAPARAZZI, IN OUR FAIR CIRCLE HAVE BEEN PUBLISHING SOME THINGS ABOUT ME, THAT I WISH TO REFUTE. SO I HAVE HIRED AN ATTORNEY, MR. C .M. FOOLS

TO TELL ME WHAT TO SAY, SO THE IDGITS IN THE PRESS WILL QUIT TELLING LIES ON ME! ARRRGH!

HE HAS ADVISED ME TO SUPEONA MY SHRINK,......... DR. I.M. AQUACK ...........

TO VERIFY THAT I WAS IN INTENSIVE THERAPY FOR A PROBLEM THAT HAD TO BE PRUNED FROM MY SYSTEM!

SO, DR. I.M. AQUACK AM I TELLING THE TRUTH??

.... SO THERE YOU HAVE IT...HA! HA! AND AGAIN HA! I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYONE NAMED WALRUS... WALDO, YEAH A KNOW A COUPLE OF THOSE... BUT NO WALRUS! WHEW! GLAD THAT IS CLEARED UP..... BECAUSE I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL LITTLE COSY HOUSE FOR THE IGHOUSESHOE.......

THE LADY WHO LIVED HERE MOVED OUT LAST FALL, AFTER SHE VISITED THE LOCAL FREE CLINIC AND, THEY ADVISED HER ON A NEW METHOD OF CONTROLING HER FERTILITY. UMM HUMM... SHE NO LONGER NEEDED THIS MUCH ROOM... AND SO HERE FOR YOUR PERUSAL IS THE COTTAGE IN THE WOODS.... THE BIG OLE SHOE!!!!

AIN'T SHE A BEAUTY, LOO LOO! BUT IF THIS DOESN'T DO IT FOR YA, I HAVE MY FRIENDS ALL AROUND THE WORLD IN THE REAL ESTATE BUSINESS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT WILL SATISFY YOUR, PICKY, PICKY, NIT PICKY, WAYS! I HAVE EVEN GOT A REWARD FOR THE AGENT, WHO CAN FIND SOMETHING TO GET YOUR HOUSING PROBLEMS, OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER THIS, YOU LITTLE MENACE.. I AM STILL A

SNICKER! HE HE! HA!.

SO PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GET JUST A LITTLE, AFRAID FOR YOUR LITTLE FLIPPERED FEET....MUWAHHHHHAAAA, NO REALLY I AM FINE NOW! REALLY! TELL THEM DR. I.M. AQUACK...

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