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Friday, February 6, 2009

FEBRUARY 6, 2009 MOOOOOOO!!!!

FEBRUARY 6, 2009
MOOOOOOO!!!!
 

 A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to  Amy...
"The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields, and Amy gets started on the houses daily cleaning chores and starts a pot of soup for their lunch.
 After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door enquiring about the cow he was there to inseminate.
 Amy smiled and said, "Sure just follow me sir."
  They walked along the row of cows, and when Amy saw the nail driven into the 2x4 above the cows stall, she tells him...
 "This is the one right here."
 The man, being a bit of a jerk, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, jeeringly asks...
 "Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know,  how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"
Amy being of a patient nature said to him in a sweet voice...
 "Well it is very easy to tell... I know because of the nail that's in the 2x4 over this stall."
 Laughing rudely at her, the man says..
"And what, pray tell, is the nail  for?"
Amy swings her blonde hair back behind her ears and as she  turns to walk away,  says sweetly over her shoulder,
"I guess it's to hang your pants on."


lockerridge

18 comments:

  1. HaHaHa!! Lockie Wabbit. Hoping you been doin ok.

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  2. ROFLOL.........I love it Lockie! Good morning!

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  3. Hehehehehe - I used to audit a company that made a product called the ElectroJack. Its purpose was to extract semen from bulls for artificial insemination. I always looked forward to asking how brisk sales were.

    But don't bother Nate while he in Quality Control mode. Not a pretty sight....

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  4. Well.. where is he suppose to hang his shirt?
    You know I thought this was going to be something about the cows getting loose and put back in stalls all mixed up... and have a bull in the stall.. LoL!
    This was better! Hahahahahaha.

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  5. I don't know - it sounds like a lot of bull to me... *grin*

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  6. I wonder if the farmer drives a nail into the headboard when he wants his wife to have sex with him?

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  7. Well Howdy Texas! I am doing fine .. how bout you?

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  8. Uh OJ..... just what kind of job do you have anyway? lol... you got to let the blonde win one every once in a while!

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  9. I don't think there was bull within a mile of this guy! He was gona do it all by himself and I think he was probably a steer!

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  10. Boy if he does .. bet his head board looks like a hedgehogs back!

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  11. Hi Samantha! Long time no see sweetie.. you guys okay over there?

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