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Saturday, March 14, 2009

MARCH 14, 2009 CRITTERS LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE WARNING! IF YOU ARE RECOVERING FROM A BOWEL DISTURBANCE.. YOU MAY WANT TO WAIT TO READ THIS ONE... OR BRING CLEAN UNDIES!

MARCH 14, 2009
CRITTERS LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE
WARNING
IF YOU ARE RECOVERING FROM A BOWEL DISTRUBANCE..
YOU MAY WANT TO WAIT TO READ THIS ONE...
OR BRING CLEAN UNDIES WITH YOU...
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Hi y'all!
 Remember me?
I am standing in for Lockie Bunny today due to the nature of this blog. She and I talked about it and since I have the ability to climb trees and she doesn't .. we made the decision she should just stay well out of the way for this blog today!...
HEY!
There she is!
 Say Hi to Lockie Bunny everyone
Even though she has doodoo crowding her liver today...
  In other words I am saying Yellow Belly would be an appropriate color for her to wear if she was going to stick out anything but her ears for us to see..
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Hold up a minute and let me get a little fortitude in me.. thanks for leaving me the straw..
  sluuuurrrrppp!
  ahhhhh!
  Okay here  we go!
The first three photos are of a humungus gator found somewhere in the US. Wile sent me the pictures a while back and I lost them in my My Pictures folder and had to search a while..
And sure enough I was not dreaming, when I thought I had saved them..
  Know why?
  Cause I found them silly!
LOL..

I need to lay off the fortitude for a while I think... ahem..
The reason I have not posted them before now was that a lot of disagreement was going on as to the honesty of the pictures being actual photos and not products of Photoshopping.
 The information,  that was posted with the pictures,
had grown a bit different with each forwarding of the pictures in email.
There were many  different locations and the size of the gator grew tremendously ...

 It is not Wiles' fault that somebody else ..
Lied Thier Butts Off About It..
     Here is what I think is the real, as true as you can believe off the internet,  information concerning Hungry Hugo with the disturbing beady eyes..
  And really big appetite..
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     These pictures were taken in 2004 by Terri Jenkins, an officer of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife service over the Harris Neck National Wildlife Refuge about 40 miles South of Savannah, Georgia.
   According to a news release, she was aboard a helicopter that was igniting prescribed fires in the refuge when the 12 to 13-foot alligator was spotted swimming with the full-grown deer in its mouth.
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I will admit that this one is a bit of comic relief before we look at the next series of
critters doing things like we usually don't see them do.
I have no idea what the one bird is doing with its body half way inserted into the mouth of the other one.
I used it for a 360 Chicks background, and of course Dani was the one needing to have, the boat motor, screw drivers, assorted gum wrappers, and Slim Jim wrappers removed for Spring Cleaning..
Hiya Dingle!..
 I know your out there somewhere..
I can hear you crunching M&M's and smell the chocolate.. Save me some of those will ya?
My Auntie J. sent these to me. We agreed that we have never seen rattlers this big before.
I know that these shots had to have been taken with a very long range telephoto lens, because even though they seem to have eyes only for each other ..
  Trust me..
Mating season is not the time to try to make them famous, with an up close and personal photo shoot!

The way they can raise up that high off the ground just scares the tookus out of me..
Even though I know, they won't usually strike unless they are coiled up.
Usually... but not never..
whoa...
Reminds me of a newly wed couple out house hunting..
"Oh! l love that bush over that rock pile over there! And no close neighbors that won't be eaten within a week or two!"
"NO Wait! Honey slither over there and check out that view from that boulder with the hole under it.. dark and hidden ... just like we dreamed!"
"Well dear this one is not as far from work, would save on commute time to the rats nests over there by the dead sumac bush...just something to keep in mind."
"OH FANG, I LOVE YOU!"
"NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU, MY LITTLE VENOM POCKET!"
Well, it has been great seeing everyone again.. I hope to see you more often in the future.
Gotta hurry up and get these pics downloaded to the PC. Can't wait to see the shots of Bunny Lockie hitting 60Mph when she saw those rattle tattlers!
And the one of the cop giving her a ticket for speeding!
That is okay though..
We all know that she will ...
JUST KEEP ON...
 GOING.. AND GOING.. AND GOING.........



lockerridge

22 comments:

  1. No wonder you've got a squirrel standing in for you ... you're nuts!

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  2. LOL! That squirrel used to be my id image for a couple of years! I have so many pictures of squirrels doing most anything a human can do and doing it better, that I brought them out of cyber mothballs and let them have a little fun today.
    If you can't tell.. I am a bit bored today and practicing my html coding a bit. I hope you did not have to use your emergency undies.. but then again.. I did warn you didn't I!

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  3. Gee.. sorry.. but I just pulled the straw out of the last can of fortitude.. but tell ya what I will do.. I am on my way to pick up a different type of fortitude .. in a glass bottle with this really cute picture of a Turkey on the front.. I will drop off and visit for a while, later.. do I need to bring you a straw as well. I do not share straws.. it is not a squirlley kind of thing to do! All those worms in the walnuts get passed around and first thing you know.. you got a walnut fever epidemic on your hands..

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  4. LOL.....pretty big alimigator there Terri! Wow! Hope you are having a good weekend girl!

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  5. That brand of fortitude is self sanitized. Gobble, Gobble!!

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  6. Poor Lockie bunny :( ................love the rattlers!

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  7. Glad they caught the gator, as for the rattlers...I am so glad I am here and they are there!!
    By the way, I miss your squirrelly self. You are more of a nut than a bunny. *wink*

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  8. I definitely would not want to meet any of the critters in person. I loathe snakes... good, bad, poisonous or not, and gators scare the beejeebuz out of me--especially ones that are longer than me, and knowingly could swallow me whole.

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  9. hiya Sunshine! Gary went off to do something to help his cousin with his truck.. I cleaned a bit and then it started to rain again.. the house got gloomy again.. and cold.. so I got my blue blankey pulled off my shoes and put on my multi -colored toe socks and settled down in front of the pc. I started to prowl around in my pictures and found these from emails that just had to be shown to the world.
    decided I was the woman for the job and started to design this blog. Yeah... it is fun.. since I finally got the idea of how to write html code.. I have a lot of fun trying to make up new stuff to do to my pages.

    I love my crystal.. terri

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  10. yes.. freddy, lockie needs all the sympathy and monetary help you can heap upon her fuzzy pink long eared head.. I think the snake pictures are pretty cool.. but those are some mean ass snakes when they get pissed!

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  11. It sure didn't need to be in a wildlife area in of all places.. Georgia? Good grief!
    Ah Vinnie.. sometimes I miss Super Lockie Squirrel.. but I love the bunny.. the bunny is cool to play dress up with .. so much more so than a squirrel. Squirrels are rats with bushy tails.. but bunnies.. well bunnies is bunnies .. any way you look at it..

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  12. lol.. I don't want to walk up on a pair of snakes doing the wild thing not matter what kind they are!

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  13. I knew you would.. they are supposed to taste like chicken... and we all know if there is free food.. iggy will show up eventually.. lol.. glad to see ya on my page doc! Take care and don't go walking in the woods without a very large stick in one hand while you snap the shutter with the other!

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  14. Well heck then Trollie.. have one of my straws! There is not much on the sites I use for graphics about Wild Turkey whiskey.. so I had to settle for Jack Daniel.. either way.. did you say to make yours a double shot and no chaser? What a coincidence.. just like me!

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  15. I have always had a burning question - if it tastes just like chicken - why not just eat chicken?

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  16. Whew! I thought you were going to say you needed a ride to the urologist! As for the rest of your comment.. we are of the same thoughts on this subject. kind of like someone eating sushi.. why dress it up with all that rice and dipping stuff .. why not just go fishing, yank that catfish out of the water and commence to gnaw on it!

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  17. Aw Sharon! I had forgotten about that.. now it is the foremost image in my frontal lobe.. I do have one of those don't I.. all women do right?

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  18. K, tell ya what, I'll trade ya m & ms for a few of them gummy bears. WAIT! Got any candy corn?

    I don't think all of them slim jim wrappers ever did come out..

    hahaha.

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  19. Okay.. so now we know that using an SOS pad doesn't get all the job done... next time I suppose it will have to involve water hoses and one of these power pressure washers with those really long spray wands on them.. I will start shopping right away!

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